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usapin:

msarano:

scienceandrollerskates:

Good stuff to know!

I feel so bad about my past behavior now ;_;

oh maaan idk about this? sounds p way polite behaviour to me even for japanese standards„  not even my host parents ate this nicely lmfao i can’t remember anyone that didn’t just take a huge clump of wasabi and just mash it into the soy sauce
i’d take this with a pinch of salt and probably just… go with it for super neat sushi bars or something?? 

usapin:

msarano:

scienceandrollerskates:

Good stuff to know!

I feel so bad about my past behavior now ;_;

oh maaan idk about this? sounds p way polite behaviour to me even for japanese standards„  not even my host parents ate this nicely lmfao i can’t remember anyone that didn’t just take a huge clump of wasabi and just mash it into the soy sauce

i’d take this with a pinch of salt and probably just… go with it for super neat sushi bars or something?? 

5 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 2,047 notes
whores:

jocknoir:

stormcloaca:

lokiarrty:

suckmypoppunk:

unshaped:

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god

oh my god

whores:

jocknoir:

stormcloaca:

lokiarrty:

suckmypoppunk:

unshaped:

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god

oh my god

5 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 261,815 notes

supremesaltine:

live footage from ouran academy

image

5 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 13,844 notes

How can she be?”

7 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 1,511 notes

verysiriuspotterhead:

egberts:

hudlionunshod:

egberts:

warhammer-of-cillyhoo:

egberts:

egberts:

my mom finally bought a toaster

why did this get notes

we’re happy for you

its just a toaster

Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.

It speaks volumes.

its just a toaster

Don’t say that

7 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 120,774 notes
7 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 92,187 notes

but imagine the doctor as a lit teacher

Student: We don't know what the author actually meant, and they're dead, so it's not like we can go ask them.
The Doctor:
Student:
The Doctor:
Student:
The Doctor: brb
8 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 53,614 notes

linpatootie:

veiledsentiments:

The Hannibal fandom is the creepiest, yet politest fandom ever. 

to be fair our motto is ‘eat the rude’

so

you know

8 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 6,895 notes

doctorwho:

Donna.

Doctor Who Series 4: The Unicorn and The Wasp

8 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 13,682 notes

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish

8 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 41,576 notes